Elliot Mason hosts an evening of musical chaos. With one piano (or keyboard for inaccessible rooms), the professional cocktail pianist and singer is finally allowed off the leash after an interminable four month contract trapped on a strict cruise ship, and intends to fill each performance with as much drama, ugly or beautiful, as possible. Dragging the audience into his mad world, Elliot intends to do away with all the limitations thrust on him by the cruise companies, making up songs on the spot for members of each audience and making stupid and infantile adjustments to the lyrics of popular songs.