Eliott has never cared for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing his taxes. But with tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the bizarre life of an asexual man trying to survive in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of dick jokes... Okay, there are some but they're very intelligent I swear...

. "A fully-formed stand-up" (Neurodiverse Review) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

. "The most charming comedian you will meet" (EdfringeReview) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

. "Wonderfully intense, awkward and infinitely funny" (The Fringe Queer) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

. "Hilarious but conversely manic and a little bit terrifying" (Blizzard Comedy)

. “Accessible and absurd” (Norwich Radical)

. “Informative and hilarious” (ArtsYork)

. ”Offbeat, wacky and unpredictable” (The Wee Review)

. "Infectiously funny” (The Indiependent)

. "More one-liners than we can count" (Gscene Magazine)

. "Weird as f**k" (Janey Godley)

. “Great to see more neurodiverse performers smashing it”(Team GreenJacket) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

. Proud Scotland Award Nominee

. Actually Autistic Excellence Award Nominee

. Scottish Comedian of the Year Semi-Finalist 2021

. Leciester Square New Comedian of the Year Quarter-Finalist 2016